Doua mistere

1. Bunicu-meu se uita la tenis. In timp ce el urmareste cu patos, eu stau si ma intreb de ce urla tenismenele in halul ala cand lovesc mingea. Adica un meci de tenis intre doua jucatoare suna cam asa: poc-hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhgaaaaaaaaaaa-poc-hhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggaaaaaa-poc-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh etc. Bine, nu stiu ce e mai interesat, asta sau un meci de fotbal, care suna cam asa: corner-manca-mi-ai *&* baga-mi-as in &* ma-tii – gol-futu_&*(_ma-tii azi si maine.

2. Apreciez romanii care pleaca in strainatate. Dau dovada de un curaj pe care eu nu stiu daca l-as avea, in cautarea unei vieti mai bune. Dar nu inteleg urmatorul fenomen: daca unul dintre ei ajunge sa tina cheia de la dulapul cu mopuri si galeti din institutia in care lucreaza, isi trece la semnatura la email: Coordonator departament sanitar. Sau daca e ales sa adune banii pentru cutia milei lunar de pe scara blocului in care locuieste, apare imediat ca “Manager financiar-contabil si coordonator al departamentului marketing”. Parca sunt intr-un banc cu Bula, anume acela in care Bula, intrebat de invatatoare ce meserie are taica-sau (clopotar la biserica), el raspunde: Disk Jokey la Mistic Club!

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