Bancu’ cu doi arabi care se cearta

Cica erau doi arabi, vecini, care se certau pentru o bucata de teren. Fiecare de partea proprie a gardului, isi tinea pusca indreptata catre celalalt. Si cum se injurau ei printre gloante, unuia ii scapa:

-Mortii ma-tii, ba, imi furi mie bamantu’ stramosesc de la Arabia.

La care celalalt:

-Mai dara tu vorbejte la rumanejte?

-Dar bineinteles bai, eu facut facultate la Rumania.

-Pai si eu facut facultate la Rumania, bai. Tu ce ai facut?

-Eu madicina la Cluj, dara tu?

-Eu bolitehnica la Bucuresti.

Dupa cateva secunde, ala care facuse politehnica ii trage un glont fix intre ochi aluia care facuse medicina:

“Na bei glontz in bizda ma-tii de ungur!”

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